Girls, why do I attract these weirdos? Wow!!!!
what a freeeeeaakkkk!!!
Oh and he sent an email after this last response saying sorry wrong person. Like to make me jealous that he is inviting another girl over for dinner??
Subject: Re: Hey Patty...
From: Douche
Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:57:30 -0400
To: Patty
Let me cook for you tonight...
Douche Bag
Sent from Backberry device
From: Patty [Girl]
Sent: 04/24/2009 11:51 AM MST
To: Douche Bag
Subject: RE: Hey Patty...
wow, get real
Subject: Re: Hey Patty...
From: Douche
Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:49:11 -0400
To: Patty
Haha, ok got it...last question...is sex out of the question? You are f'n gorgeous!
;)
Douche Bag
Sent from Backberry device
From: Patty [Girl]
Sent: 04/24/2009 11:41 AM MST
To: Douche Bag
Subject: RE: Hey Patty...
omg, its nothing you did. when you like someone you just feel it and i didnt.
Subject: Re: Hey Patty...
From: Douche
Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:38:25 -0400
To: Patty
The text msgs? Bars? Women's deodorant? Tell me,I can take it...
Douche Bag
Sent from Backberry device
From: Patty [Girl]
Sent: 04/24/2009 11:30 AM MST
To: Douche Bag
Subject: RE: Hey Patty...
what do you mean?
Subject: Re: Hey Patty...
From: Douche
Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:45:02 -0400
To: Girl
What was it?
Douche Bag
Sent from Backberry device
From: Patty [Girl]
Sent: 04/24/2009 10:02 AM MST
To: Douche Bag
Subject: RE: Hey Patty...
Sorry I havent been on my email in a while. Ur funny, well i think you are really nice but im just not feelin it.
> Subject: Hey Patty...
> From: Douche
> Date: Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:06:39 -0400
> To: Patty
>
>
> Haha, should I take the hint?
> Douche Bag
> Sent from Backberry device
>
Friday, April 24, 2009
Monday, July 7, 2008
5 questions not to ask at a bar
Do you ever wonder why attempts at meeting girls at bars are futile? Then you probably asked one of the following questions.
1. Where are you from? Where do you live? Are you from around here?
Any question that is similar to this is annoying. Why? Because we doubt that you really care and we don't feel like explaining "Well I grew up in (city), but I moved out herebut I have moved every year for the last 8 years or so all while "I want to make love in the club, in the club..." is blasting in our ears and we would rather just be dancing.
2. What are you drinking?
Who cares unless you plan to buy us another drink? I know this sounds snobby but do you really care what we are drinking unless you plan to refill it? This question does not start much of an interesting convo.
Guy "What are you drinking?"
Girl " Vodka soda"
Guy "Oh"
Now they'll just stand there looking around. THis does not engage the girl at all and she'll probably be looking around for some other guy.
3. What do you do?/Where do you work?
Most of the time it's not a clear cut answer like "Im a nurse at Hoag hospital" or "Im a 2nd grade teacher". Usually we'll have to explain in detail what we do because giving you a one sentence answer doesn't suffice.
4. Where do you go to school?
Not everyone goes to school. Also we don't feel like elaborating on our major, when we graduated, blah blah blah all over the loud music.
5. What is your name?
You'll probably forget in 2 minutes anyways. THis should eventually be asked but it is better if you ask it after we have already been chatting for a bit.
I know this sounds snobby and bitchy but the point is we don't enjoy telling our life story everytime we go out. There is usually loud music, so we always have to be yelling and repeating ourselves and we get tired of the same robotic questions followed by the same answers. Of course, these questions are things that eventually get found out as conversation progresses (possibly at a later date). Also if we're actually dancing then that is definitely not a good time to try to get to know us. Have you ever heard the expression that girls always say, "I just want to dance"? Most of the time that is true. If we are dancing then come dance by us but don't start freaking/touching us. Even if all you have in your dance arsenal is the midget indian dance, you'll at least get a smile out of us, which in my opinion is the doorway that leads to everything else. Make us laugh (but not at you) and you're in.
1. Where are you from? Where do you live? Are you from around here?
Any question that is similar to this is annoying. Why? Because we doubt that you really care and we don't feel like explaining "Well I grew up in (city), but I moved out here
2. What are you drinking?
Who cares unless you plan to buy us another drink? I know this sounds snobby but do you really care what we are drinking unless you plan to refill it? This question does not start much of an interesting convo.
Guy "What are you drinking?"
Girl " Vodka soda"
Guy "Oh"
Now they'll just stand there looking around. THis does not engage the girl at all and she'll probably be looking around for some other guy.
3. What do you do?/Where do you work?
Most of the time it's not a clear cut answer like "Im a nurse at Hoag hospital" or "Im a 2nd grade teacher". Usually we'll have to explain in detail what we do because giving you a one sentence answer doesn't suffice.
4. Where do you go to school?
Not everyone goes to school. Also we don't feel like elaborating on our major, when we graduated, blah blah blah all over the loud music.
5. What is your name?
You'll probably forget in 2 minutes anyways. THis should eventually be asked but it is better if you ask it after we have already been chatting for a bit.
I know this sounds snobby and bitchy but the point is we don't enjoy telling our life story everytime we go out. There is usually loud music, so we always have to be yelling and repeating ourselves and we get tired of the same robotic questions followed by the same answers. Of course, these questions are things that eventually get found out as conversation progresses (possibly at a later date). Also if we're actually dancing then that is definitely not a good time to try to get to know us. Have you ever heard the expression that girls always say, "I just want to dance"? Most of the time that is true. If we are dancing then come dance by us but don't start freaking/touching us. Even if all you have in your dance arsenal is the midget indian dance, you'll at least get a smile out of us, which in my opinion is the doorway that leads to everything else. Make us laugh (but not at you) and you're in.
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Pretty much anything can go wrong with you if you have Lupus
So it was Spring quarter of 2004 and my hands had been hurting me recently everyday. I thought I must have messed them up snowboarding or something. It was hard to open doors and I had to start using my shoulder to open them instead. My hands would hurt the most in the morning and the pain would eventually subside throughout the day. Sometimes some of my fingers would get so swollen that I couldn't bend them. I started looking up what could be the cause of this online and had come to the conclusion that I must have rheumatoid arthritis, an auto-immune disease. In 10 years my hands would be crippled and I wouldn't be able to do much of anything. So I called up the doctor. Oh, and I also slept a lot.
I didnt actually see the doctor but I saw the doctor's assistant. She asked me a bunch of questions and had me take a bunch of blood tests but she suspected a different auto-immune disease called Lupus. If you have Lupus, your immune system can turn on itself. Your own body and cells can start attacking any one of your organs. So you can be screwed in oh so many ways. You can become overwhelmingly tired for no reason at need to sleep a lot. There's also no cure.
So basically you have to have so many things to classify that you have Lupus. I had like 4.
My blood tests had all sorts of Lupus indicators.
I had a painless sore in my mouth.
I got wierd rashes from the sun recently
The pain in my hands.
CCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't really like thinking about it. Most of the time I act like I dont have it because I havent had any symptoms in a long time. My hands stopped hurting a few days after taking some glucosamine chondroitin. My bloodwork still shows the same results.
I also have Sjogrens syndrome which is common with Lupus patients. Basically my mouth is really dry. Also, I get saliva stones that sometimes get stuck in my saliva glands. THen the side of my face puffs up from all the saliva build up until the stone passes.
My parents didn't take it so well. My mom would start crying if I told her anything. I'd act like no big deal so she wouldn't get hysterical. She's concerned I might not be able to have kids because I have this antibody that attacks the placenta, or something like that. Pregnancy can also make symptoms worse. I want kids ( a little girl with long dark hair) so I try not to think about this issue at all.
Whenever something is wrong with me now though, I always check out the book. I might be a little bit of a hypochondriac at times but then again all my concerns have always proven true.
Im also screwed with health insurance if I ever dont have a job. There's no way I could get insured now.
So most of the time I forget I have it and don't tell most people. Sometimes I think I really don't have it or I have a really mild case.
Deal with it and move on with life as normal.
I didnt actually see the doctor but I saw the doctor's assistant. She asked me a bunch of questions and had me take a bunch of blood tests but she suspected a different auto-immune disease called Lupus. If you have Lupus, your immune system can turn on itself. Your own body and cells can start attacking any one of your organs. So you can be screwed in oh so many ways. You can become overwhelmingly tired for no reason at need to sleep a lot. There's also no cure.
So basically you have to have so many things to classify that you have Lupus. I had like 4.
My blood tests had all sorts of Lupus indicators.
I had a painless sore in my mouth.
I got wierd rashes from the sun recently
The pain in my hands.
CCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't really like thinking about it. Most of the time I act like I dont have it because I havent had any symptoms in a long time. My hands stopped hurting a few days after taking some glucosamine chondroitin. My bloodwork still shows the same results.
I also have Sjogrens syndrome which is common with Lupus patients. Basically my mouth is really dry. Also, I get saliva stones that sometimes get stuck in my saliva glands. THen the side of my face puffs up from all the saliva build up until the stone passes.
My parents didn't take it so well. My mom would start crying if I told her anything. I'd act like no big deal so she wouldn't get hysterical. She's concerned I might not be able to have kids because I have this antibody that attacks the placenta, or something like that. Pregnancy can also make symptoms worse. I want kids ( a little girl with long dark hair) so I try not to think about this issue at all.
Whenever something is wrong with me now though, I always check out the book. I might be a little bit of a hypochondriac at times but then again all my concerns have always proven true.
Im also screwed with health insurance if I ever dont have a job. There's no way I could get insured now.
So most of the time I forget I have it and don't tell most people. Sometimes I think I really don't have it or I have a really mild case.
Deal with it and move on with life as normal.
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